Greetings! It’s Wednesday, December 9th, 2020. What would quarantine during the holidays be without a little light credit card fraud? Sit right back and let me tell you the tale of our unfortunate biannual tradition of resolving credit card fraud on our accounts. Around the holidays, someone gets ... Read More about Yay! Now There’s Credit Card Fraud, December 9th, 2020
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Behold! A Pink Christmas Tree: December 5, 2020
Hiya! It’s Saturday, November…nope…December 5, 2020. Before Thanksgiving I found the perfect pink Christmas tree. I’ve wanted a pink Christmas tree for YEARS. I decided the one I was eyeing was too much money. It’s 7½ feet tall, prelit, and flocked (which means it’s sprayed with some pretty shit ... Read More about Behold! A Pink Christmas Tree: December 5, 2020
Yesterday Today: Recap of December 3, 2020
Greetings! Welcome to the first of the daily recaps here on the blog. I’ve been doing these on my personal Facebook page since March as a way to say: “Wooooow, what in the actual fork is going on?! We’re still here and things are still nuttier than squirrel poop!” These are daily ramblings. There ... Read More about Yesterday Today: Recap of December 3, 2020
Holiday Icing Cookies
My family has made these cookies for as long as I can remember. They are LEGEND and the main topic of conversation at family holiday parties. They're cakey and not super sweet, but they're topped with a healthy smear of buttercream icing. They're simple, yet decadent. When I was growing up we ... Read More about Holiday Icing Cookies
Everyday Sandwich Bread
When we started quarantine back in March 2020, Henning transformed into Pandemic Man: Solving First-World Problems with Bulk Purchases. He bought commercial-grade toilet paper from Office Depot. He suggested that we get a few ultra-pasteurized 1/2 gallons of milk to keep in the small garage fridge ... Read More about Everyday Sandwich Bread